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           — BRIGHAM YOUNG”                             

On the lighter side . . .

“Carnac the Magnificent” The answers: 1 — The Sacramento Kings 2 — Time passes 3 — Opposites attract 4 — The guy in the red t-shirt 5 — Summer here, summer there 6 — The 30th Olympiad 7 — The Minor Leagues 8 — Drool 9 — Annette 10 — Kyle Whittingham, Tony Lama and Georgio Armani

The questions: 1 — What do you call 12 millionaires gathered around the TV watching the
NBA finals? 2 — What’s the difference between James Harden and time? 3 — Why do football players like smart women? 4 — How do you spot a Utes fan at a wedding? 5 — How does a hockey player describe his teeth? 6 — What is the last commercial during the Olympics? 7 — Where do coal miners play baseball? 8 — What did the Auburn player get on his SATs? 9 — What do you call a girl standing in the middle of a tennis court? 10 — Name a Ute, a boot and a suit?

Imaginary BYU Football office staff Director of Sports Information: Linus Scrimmage
Graduation Coordinators: Val and Dick Torian
Field Maintenance Chief: Moe D’Lawn
Head of Security: Barb Dwyer
Stadium Lighting Supervisor: Shanda Lear
Official Spokesperson: Lou Scannon
Attendance Analysis: Rita Menweip
Team Chaplain: Neil Down
Team Chiropractor: Winston Paine
Team Dermatologist: Ivan Offalitch
Statistican: Marge Innovera
Bodybuilding Coach: Carrie DeSofa
Dietician: Sal Monilla
Grief Counselor: Ariel Bummerman
Travel Coordinator Lois Faire

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